Found this when I was searching through my moms old photos and omg I look exactly like Lorenzo when he wakes up. I also look exactly the same right when I wake up. Grumpy pants!!
Would I get married in a barn? Hm. I mean I did grow up in the orchards in upstate NY.
Had to take another BuzzFeed quiz! UM my results are not quite accurate, but I could see myself getting married in a barn if I never moved to Jersey and discovered the Guido life at 18 years old LOL. I would probably be a country girl like all my friends back home, but I decided to take a different route in life. My wedding is going to be elegant and extravagant in a huge ballroom. But hey, if all else fails I don’t mind the barn wedding!
Anyone else DYING to see her docu-series?!?!?!?!!?
Omg this sneak peek literally gave me chills. I have been a fan of Lindsay since she started showing her cute little freckle face on our screens. She has had her ups and downs, we all have, and I know in my heart that she’s going to snap out of it and become the amazing Lindsay we all know she can be. I WANT her to be my favorite actress again and I want to obsess over her more! Her fans are ROOTING for her to make a come back and she should tell everyone else who doesn’t want to see her succeed to F off. I get that she has some challenges she has to overcome, but that isn’t easy with paparazzi hounding her day and night and the media scrutinizing her on EVERYTHING she does. I think this docu-series with OWN is the start to her comeback, and for the world to really see what goes on in her life. Lindz, I’m rooting for ya girl and I’m here for you if you ever need a friend. No seriously, call me.
Hi my loves! So being that Lorenzo is one in a half with a huge personality, and drives me crazy (both good and bad)! Why not start my own mommy blog for us moms out there to be able to connect and relate, or just for my fans to get the inside scoop on what goes down in my mom life!
I want to start by saying being a new mother to a one in a half year old is AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, A BLESSING, CHALLENGING, NERVE WRACKING, SCARY, and a million other things. Lorenzo has clearly changed my life and how I view everything, but most importantly he has made me a better person. I just wanted to get the mooshy stuff out of the way first and just tell you what a blessing it is to be able to create a human being, and to have that human being become your little baby, FOREVER. Your baby that you will cherish and love like nothing you’ve ever loved and cherished before. He is my everything. My Green Tea to my Latte. My cardio to my workout. My Zombies to The Walking Dead, My World.
Now, let’s girl real ladies. Motherhood is no walk in the park. Especially the first year. I can’t tell you how many times I had to scrub crap off of me, try to function on zero hours of sleep, and try to pull off being pretty and non-bitchy during the day. After Lorenzo turned one, that’s when things started to get fun! Don’t get me wrong, I LOVED when Lorenzo was a newborn and totally wish he still was, but once they turn one and are able to run around and have a personality, that’s when shit hits the fan and gets real. Lorenzo has such a huge personality already, I honestly feel like when we hang out he’s already 10. He’s so smart, we can have conversations and I literally feel like when we look at each other we know what we’re thinking. He’s a little ball breaker. He loves being a pain in my ass, and literally laughs when he knows he’s pissing me off. And i LOVE it. He’s your typical boy, and it doesn’t help when him and Jionni team up on me. It’s like “Lets see how bad we can piss mommy off” day… ALL day.
But I can never get enough of Lorenzo saying “MAMA” or giving me kisses, or waving goodbye, or even saying I love you! Which doesn’t really sound like I love you but he tries.
Well, that’s it for my first mommy blog! I wanted to catch you all up on how Lorenzo was doing and what its like being a mother to a one year old. I will be doing these posts weekly, and telling you everything thats going on! Im hoping that this blog will be a great way to interact with other mommies out there! Us moms need to stick together, encourage one another, help one another,and just be a team. It makes me so sad when I see moms putting each other down. We all have our own parenting styles, but please lets encourage one another to be the best that we can be, not bring each other down. That’s not what we do as women. #MOMSUNITE #WERULETHEWORLD
LORENZO’S MOM, NICOLE
Nene is officially on the next cast of #DWTS! Gah. It’s just perfect. She has such a huge personality, she will definitely bring the fun and attitude! Plus I know this woman can twerk and shake that ass, but I wanna see how she does with the fox trot! I cannot wait to see NeNe dance if this is true, but GIRL brace yourself. It is not an easy ride and you will definitely be putting yourself to the test physically and emotionally. But I mean I totally wouldn’t mind seeing her frustrated and knock out her dancer LOL! XOXO muah!
OMG I am dying at this BuzzFeed article of Leo not winning an Oscar for another year. I have been a fan of Leo since I first saw his cuteness on Romeo and Juliet. I had the pleasure of meeting Leo in a nightclub the first year Jersey Shore came out and I literally had no words. Minus the fact that i was piss drunk, I will always remember that moment and remember how genuine and cool he was. I have been pulling for Leo to win an Oscar since he started and I DONT GET WHY ITS NOT HAPPENING. The Wolf of Wall Street was a PHENOMENAL movie and I was for sure he was going to win an oscar for his insanely well played role. Leo, there must be some sort of conspiracy because I don’t get it. But I will make you an Oscar to take home with my arts and crafts I have here, because you deserve one. Actually you deserve about 10, but I can probably only make one. We all love you Leo, and just remember, you always have a fan in me and that’s all that matters!
Love Your #1 Fan,